Draw from Sequence of 'My Man' Posts by Kevin Kruse

Starting on the afternoon of July 17, 2026, Kevin Kruse fired off an astonishing array of 'BlueSky' replies to an initial post of his featuring a certain government figure: < https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cnpe7qvcyjrhm6w7w7e4atur/post/3mqum4mxsuk2g>. This lasted a week and generated nearly seven hundred posts. Over the next few weeks, several more waves followed, each taking aim at a different prominent figure. All of the by now over two thousand posts from these series start with 'My man ...' and make for excellent input to a 'fortunes'-like function. So this small package obliges and offers a random draw each time its myman() function is called. The overall package structure follows package 'fortunes', and 'atrrr' was used to (bulk-)retrieve posts. Neither package is required to run this package to display random selections.

myman: Sequence of posts by Kevin Kruse starting with 'My man ...'

Motivation

Starting on the afternoon of July 17, 2026, and lasting for one initial week, Kevin Kruse fired off an astonishing array of over six hundred ninety eight BlueSky replies to an initial post of his featuring a certain government figure. Additional waves followed: two (August 12, 2026), three (August 17, 2026), four (August 27, 2026), five (August 30, 2026), six (September 4, 2026), seven (September 12, 2026), eighth (Septemer 16, 2026), nine (October 1, 2026), ten (October 4, 2026), eleven (October 9, 2026), twelve (October 14, 2026). The total now stands at two thousand one hundred eighty four one posts.

All posts start with "My man ..." and make for excellent input to a fortunes-like package. So this small package obliges and offers a random draw each time its myman() function is called. The overall package structure follows package fortunes, and atrrr was used to (bulk-)retrieve posts. Neither package is required to run this package to display random selections.

Example

> library(myman)                       # load the package
> example(myman)

myman> set.seed(123)

myman> myman(target="Miller")    # random draw against first target
My man looks like he carries a flask filled with ether.
	 -- about Stephen Miller on 2026-07-22


myman> myman("maitre")           # all posts mentioning a "maitre'd"
My man looks like he's inquiring with the maitre'd about the house curly fries.
	 -- about Howard Lutnick on 2026-08-28

My man looks like a maitre'd who deeply doubts you have a reservation.
	 -- about Scott Bessent on 2026-08-31

My man looks like he's asked the maitre'd to remove a party of four he finds
visually unpleasant.
	 -- about Scott Bessent on 2026-08-31

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Package Status

Complete and functional, no dependencies, passes checks.

Installation

The package is on CRAN so the standard installation via

> install.packages("myman")

will work. It can also be installed from GitHub using the remotes package via the command

> remotes::install_github("eddelbuettel/myman")

Acknowledgements

The structure of the fortunes package has long served as an excellent template (see for example package gaussfacts for another application), and package atrrr was key in retrieving the posts.

See Also

There is also a Python variant on PyPI.

Author

Dirk Eddelbuettel

License

GPL (>= 2)